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• Stranger: OHLA
• You: HEY BAYBUH
• Stranger: whats crackulating
• You: everythinnngggggg
• You: I LOVE YOU BAYBUHH
• Stranger: OMG YOU TOO BB
• You: LETS GET MARRIED!
• Stranger: i do i do i do i do
• Stranger: now you
• You: ido i do ido ido
• You: I LOVVEE YOUUUUU
• Stranger: omg now its like legal
• Stranger: NO I LOVE YOU SILLY
• You: WHERE IS OUR WEDDING?!!!
• Stranger: five seconds ago
• Stranger: were you drunk?
• You: yeah a little
• Stranger: NO MORE PEACH SHNOBS.
• Stranger: NONE.
• Stranger: that's okay.
• You: ILL STOP FOR YOU MY LOVE
• Stranger: we have the chatlog
• Stranger: NOW I KNOW ITS 4 REALZ.
• You: OFFICIAL
• Stranger: I'm gonna have to put this in my lj
• Stranger: its my first internet marriage
• You: where is our honeymoon?!!!!!
• Stranger: RIGHT NOW
• You: fuckfuckfuck
• Stranger: kshwiiinnnnggggggg/gulpgulp/sleep///deepseadiving//hawaaiiii
• Stranger: NOW WE HAVE TO BUY A HOUSE.
• You: AN OLD SCHOOLBUS!
• You: THAT WE CONVERT
• You: :D
• You: I LOVE YOU MY LOVE
• You: woodstock woodstock
• Stranger: I LOVE THAT YOU ARE SO HANDY WITH AUTOMOBILES, IT GETS MY LOVE MOTOR RUNNING.
• Stranger: YOU FILL MY LOVE TANK.
• You: I AM HOT LIKE DAT
• Stranger: DAMN SPANKING.
• You: ROOTIN TOOTIN
• Stranger: JOHN BEGUILDING
• You: we have to get devorced though
• You: im seeing someone else on facebook
• You: :(
• Stranger: OMG NOOO
• Stranger: ITHOUGHT YOU LOVED ME BB
• You: BAYBUH I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SOMEWHERE IN MY HEARTTTT
• You: BUT I HAVE MOVED ONN
• Stranger: BUT YOU WERE MY FRIENNNDDDDD
• You: I WAS YOUR LOVER
• Stranger: YOU WERE MY BABY MAMA/DADDY
• Stranger: /STRANGER
• You: THIS HAS TO END
• You: HAVE FUN WITH THE KIDZZZZZZZZ
• You have disconnected.

• You: BBBY
• Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!,
• Stranger: what the fuck man ?!
• Stranger: are you fuckin' crazy ?
• You: WHAT DA FUKKK
• Stranger: BAWHAHA
• You: ARE YOU CRAAAZZYYYY??!!!
• Stranger: where u from my dude ?
• Stranger: yeah, just a bit
• You: your heart thats where i live
• You: in da magical abyss
• Stranger: o Jesus, im in love
• Stranger: girl ?
• You: I LOVE YOUUUUUU
• You: IT DONT MATTER BABY
• Stranger: really ? (:
• i luv u too hottie
• You: i think that you are hotter
• Stranger: oh yeah. certainly
• Stranger: where u from hun ?
• You: would you like to run away?
• You: with me
• You: my love
• Stranger: sure. i'll luv it
• Stranger: bawhaha
• You: where to?
• Stranger: but, WHERE U LIVE DAMM ?
• You: IN DA MYSTERY HOLE WIT DA HISTORY MOLE
• Stranger: hm..
• Stranger: interesting
• Stranger: tell me more
• You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO CLIMB THE TOWER O' FUN?!
• Stranger: sure, sure
• Stranger: but
• Stranger: u fail
• Stranger: = \
• You: I DO NOT FAIL
• You: BAYBUH I LOVE YOU

• You: im speaking spanish with this guy, which makes no sense
• because his native language is portugese and my native language is english
• Stranger: what
• You: you heard me
• Stranger: you are crazy
• You: no
• Stranger: i didnt hear you fine sir
• You: dfghjkl
• You: there?
• Stranger: i am indeed death and stuck in this contraption you call the iron lung
• Stranger: *deaf
• You: can you hear me now?
• Stranger: no im on drugs
• You: i was in the iron lung once
• You: i was on drugs once
• Stranger: were you me to i fought an allogorical jesus
• Stranger: really
• Stranger: i was to but they decided we couldnt be friends
• Stranger: you suck at responding
• You: jesus is missin outt!
• Stranger: jesus isnt real you shit
• Stranger: Muhatma Gandhi ass hole
• You: ganish?
• Stranger: cock salad
• You: you know the elephant hindu thang
• Stranger: yeah
• Stranger: dude im so in the spirit world
• Stranger: im fighting mongols
• You: meee toooo
• Stranger: or the mongoloids
• Stranger: which ever you prefer
• Stranger: no your not
• You: mongoloidz
• Stranger: you fight vikings yes they are a good band
• You: i was a viking once
• Stranger: your were never funny though right
• You: do you like the helmets with the horns and the fur?
• Stranger: no do i look like you
• Stranger: fuck you not interesting
• You: WERE IN UGANDA BITCH
• Stranger: correction you faggot ugyslavia
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bright eyes through omegle?

• You: you were born inside of a raindrop
• Stranger: yeah but I took a bath afterwards
• You: ME TOOO
• Stranger: Not MY raindrop. Not MY bath.
• You: we have so much in common
• You: and btw it was
• You: your raindrop
• You: your bath
• Stranger: Have you ever counted the daisies in an unkempt meadow?
• You: yes
• Stranger: Then you, sir, are nothing like me.
• Stranger: NOTHING
• You: have you ever dreamed of days where the sunlight painted you gold
• You: and the appartment could not be prettier as we danced up there alone
• Stranger: omgosh! it was like frolicing with an angel!
• You: ahhhhhhh
• You: have you slept out in the garden?
• Stranger: If by garden you mean dumpster
• Stranger: Then I'd rather not talk about it.
• Stranger: Too soon.
• You: well you can have ten minute dreams in passenger seats
• Stranger: That is no longer legal as per IRS tax code 2490B.
• Stranger: You should really look out for that.
• You: did you know
• You: that tomorrow when i wake up
• You: im finding my brother
• Stranger: I hope to god you didn't lose him under the coffee table.
• Stranger: That's where my keys were :(
• You: i will not desert him
• You: i want these trees to undress all their leaves onto me
• Stranger: Excellent. But fuck a fall.
• Stranger: Summer time
• Stranger: your brother wants to be kissed by sunlight